Quotes on Weed

Here’s another installment of rap quotes about smoking weed. Not all of the quotes are rap, some are some old-skoolers like Neil Young. Enjoy :)

My favorite:

And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver
The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it
-Black Thought

More after the jump

Crumple up the kush,
Let’s paint this picture purple
And shawty watch out how you be hittin’ that,
That shit’ll hurt you
We gotta puff, puff pass
-Young Buck

Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine
Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline
-Blackstar

Think I’ll roll another number for the road
-Neil Young

Excuse me while I light my spliff,
Good God I gotta take a lift,
From reality I just cant drift,
Thats why I’m staying with this riff.
-Bob Marley

Do your own ting and smoke a little weed,
Before you start smoke, seperate your seed,
Jah rastafari and bless you and me.
-The Bug

Burnin marijuana pon di corner,
It keep me calmer,
It mek me smarter.
Burnin pon di highway,
its the highest grade,
gettin into my head.
-Richie Spice

When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops
mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
Just let the music take over your soul body and mind
-The People Under the Stairs

Back in the old days we used to smoke J’s and got so blazed we called it the stone age
-Illmaculate

Jane was plain till I ate her, then she came to quick
-Cunninlynguists

And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke ’til there’s no more lighter fluid to do it
Let’s get in to it
-Dr. Dre

It’s those lazy days
And the hazy days
And the days we get stoned for just days and days
-Kottonmouth Kings

Mary, you make me wanna eat you
Every time I see you, it’s like the first time I meet you
Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through.
-MF Doom

If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place
If everybody took a break and we all just got wasted…
smoked out (out out)
choked out (out out)
toked out (out out)
-Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

I smoke trees .. erm, in all four seasons, and I’m like gas prices, high for no reason. Call a nurse, you boy’s higher than Google Earth. And if I feel the impact, it’ll put me through the dirt! Let me zoom in and get my zoom on, this weed’s Neil Armstrong, I’m on the moon blown.
– Kno (of Cunninlynguists)