Ludacris quotes

My rap career goes back further than your father hairline

It's ludicrous - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque

So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back

'Cause I go on blind dates with actual blind people (Ow)

One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'

But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin

Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag (Fool)

Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless

Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace

It's six years and countin if you think I'm a joke

Me gettin served is like Bill Gates and Oprah goin broke

They sayin hip hop dead, I say we kept it alive

How you loving my Southern slang?

Ooh, eee, walla-walla-bing-bang

What's the remedy Hennessy, Coke

If you cut all your money, you'd still be half-broke

My best advice is to first get really, really good at one of those things. When you get really, really good at something it opens up doors that allow you to do the other things you want to do.

I want to be able to make somebody fight, or make someone laugh, or make someone damn near cry

I'm worldwide, bitch, act like y'all don't know

Cause life is short if you don't notice it'll pass you by

That's why my head is in the clouds tryin to pass the sky

It ain't no one to trust but me

And I got to make sure that I take care of my family

I eat the whole pie and leave nothing but the crust

So you can feel what it's like with instinct, but no guts

Nobody's thinkin' 'bout you; plus your beef ain't legit

So please, stay off the T-I-P of my di-ahhhhhh!

So here's a temporary fix for your permanent flaws

This album helps you to RELEASE cause life is irkin us all

I shoot videos and get knobs slobbed in trailers

Then hit stage and break a leg like Lawrence Taylor