Face card pretty, you know God don't like ugly
Megan Thee Stallion quotes
- Quotes
- 29
- Lyrics
- 26
- Interviews
- 3
Confidence is the headline: Nineteen of the 29 lines are tagged for it, with wit on 11 and money, love, wisdom and ambition further back. 26 are lyrics and 3 are interview quotes, one of which, from The Guardian (2020), asks why anyone would get mad at someone saying they're the baddest when everybody can agree they're bad. Songs include Plan B, God's Favorite, Hood Rat Shit, Pimpin, NDA and Who Me. The best of it is competitive and funny at once, as in "God don't like ugly".
These hoes don't be mad at Megan, these hoes mad at Megan's Law
Why would I get mad at you for saying you the baddest? Why can’t we both agree that we bad, and that just be that?
Bet if I ever fall off, everybody go missin'
My favorite drink my haters' tears, it calls for celebration, ayy
Sick of bein' humble, 'cause you bitches don't respect that (Yeah)
I rock shows by myself
Ain't no backup, ain't no help
Ain't no nigga put me on
Ho, I earned all my respect
I had to block you, but you still gotta watch this shit
Poppin' Plan B's 'cause I ain't plan to be stuck with ya
Because once you get in the mirror and you start finding shit that you do like about yourself, you’re going to stay in the motherfucking mirror trying to perfect that.
I could build a house with all the brick I got
Bitches spend a lifetime tryna get this hot
And if her head too big, I could make that pop
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
And he tell me "Girl, you the best"
But I already know what I am, yeah, yeah
Bitch, keep talking that shit from your Honda
Hoes love to act, but they ain't wit' the drama
Want my spot? Gotta fight like Wakanda
Bitch, run up and get hit wit' the one-done
They wanna know 'bout me, they say, "Tell me your story"
Only thing you need to know is I'm in love with the money
I'm tryna win, don't care how I do it, just know that I did it
Black women are so unprotected & we hold so many things in to protect the feelings of others w/o considering our own.
Don't gotta edit, check the Getty
I keep it real, I keep it sexy
How I go from ghosting you to makin’ that dick disappear? (Woah, woah, woah)
When you bein' real you ain't worry 'bout who fake
Pull up in a Rolls Royce finna rock a show
Clique full of bad friends, we at Pappadeaux
Rent due, finna let your baby daddy know
She think she bad but I'm better, huh
You got the roaches in your crib sharin' snacks with your kids
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, this is not about your dick
These are simply just instructions on how you should treat my clit
Shout out to them girls who go where the money go
Nine times out of ten, I'm the realest bitch you know
If you ain't want a pimp, then what you fucking with me for?
Ain't met a nigga who can handle me (Handle me)
I think I should be in museums
'Cause this body a masterpiece (Yuh, yuh)
Bitch, you a bum, don't get a crumb
How you got cake and ain't fuckin' for none?
I better not ever catch you talkin' shit
If your bank account still attached to your mom's
But everybody know who shot me, bitch (Baow, baow, baow)